• things i have learned from school:how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
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Me: I hope I have a girlfriend by 2015.

Roommate: Dear god, I hope you do too.

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  • #um thanks #why say it like that #lesbian #girlfriend
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reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

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mychemicalbooks:

sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees:

My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’

Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

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I can tell which roommate is home by the sound of whether I hear keys drop on the counter or the table.

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You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.

i read this 12 times (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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